This past week has been exactly as sick as it gets when I do online gambling. It started last Friday when I won 4,000€ from some random football bet (this is real football, aka soccer, for you Americans) now I could have been satisfied with that, went to a bar and have one of the best nights of my life which would have ended with me making passionate love with a Playboy bunny.
But who wants that when you can instead try to win more money by gambling? So what I did was I deposited 10,000€ to the Betsafe casino with moneybookers. Funny thing about this deposit is that I had just couple hours earlier that I don’t think I’m gonna play casino games now for a while and will instead just focus on making some money from poker.
So I enter the casino planning on playing my favourite NetEnt casino game, Crusade Of Fortune (I love the bonus game, theme and the fact that you can bet cool 80€ per spin). But before loading up that game I noticed that they had added new game called Ghost Pirates. After laughing for a while about how damn stupid name that is for a slot machine I decided to actually open it. Bad decision. The game has 243 ways to win so I figured I would be winning with pretty much every spin. WRONG!!!. Instead I managed to lose 7,000€ of my 10,000€ deposit doing 50€ spins within an hour. At that point I began being extremely tilted and decided that I would just lose rest of it playing Crusade Of Fortune and after that go cry myself to sleep.
More wild and scatter symbols the next time, please?
However, now something completely unexpected happened, I actually went on sick upswing and ended getting my 3,000€ stack up to 27,000€ in just around two hours. So now I was up 17,000€ and instead of crying myself to sleep I went to sleep with wide smile on my face. But being so pumped up from all the gambling and winning I couldn’t catch sleep and came back to my computer to win more money. Or so I thought. Instead what followed was one of the most horrendous runs of my life. First I lost around 5,000€ playing the crusade of fortune slot machine and that tilted me so badly that I decided to start playing blackjack. I hate blackjack, but it is the only online casino game in which you can bet 2,500€ per round (5 hands 500€ each) per round. Naturally being tired, tilted and god knows what I paid absolutely no attention to the optimal strategy and other non-sense like that and managed to lose that whole over 20,000€ I still had on my account.
After that I went back to sleep and now, shockingly, I had absolutely no problems with falling asleep
The morning after I woke up determined to win back my losses, so it was time to make another 10,000€ deposit to the Betsafe casino. At some point I actually managed to get that to over 22,000€ meaning that had I not only made back all my previous casino losses for the weekend but I was actually up to 2,000€ playing casino games. But in my funky made this obviously wasn’t enough and so I went and lost it all back.
F#CK YOU WIZARD KID !
At that point I went sitting to my couch and staring blankly at the TV wondering what the hell went wrong, again.
- Degenerate gambler.
